New Artist In The Family Gifts

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Projectile painting.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

Family working together

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

Who are you?

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

"Wow! You mean they got all of this in exchange for just one van Gogh?"

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

Igloo Art.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

Artist's Perspective

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

'We're looking for someone who will take anything just to get out of the house.'

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

Junk Art

"Tia Carmen, did you ever use a stool to cook?"

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

"No, I'm telling you, large families are great: you always have somebody to play with..."

"It's not what you think. My family is on the yacht and I needed a little Me Time."

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

Alice Steddemminger With "Stig""Disparate imagery provides the opportunistic appropriationist a surrogate subconscious from which to draw an iconography dripping with that ambiguity thing."

"She's already on adult coloring books."

'Hi, we're Tommy Canters parents. . . you might recognise us from his drawings of us??'