Networking Aficionados Pillows

'When do we start global networking?'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Primordial Schmooze

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Media Darling.

"So when do we go online?"

"He's networking again!"

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

Internet Name Tags.

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

Puzzle Family

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

Social network site runs into trouble.