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"No...his mobile network has gone down."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

Smartphone Sonogram

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'How do I get people to visit my...'