Net Sensation Pillows

Internet first

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

The First Fire Stick

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Wolf Karaoke

Karataoke

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

"Quick swig first?"

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

'Will broker deals for food'

Casting Director

Ventriloquist Audition

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Footballer playing for time

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Wilfried Zaha

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"I still maintain an online presence."

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"

Barihunk

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"First gig in a while?"