Net Sensation Pillows

Internet first

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Wolf Karaoke

The First Fire Stick

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

"Quick swig first?"

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'Will broker deals for food'

Ventriloquist Audition

Casting Director

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Wilfried Zaha

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Footballer playing for time

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"I still maintain an online presence."

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

Barihunk

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."