Internet Sensation Pillows

'I'm a huge fan of yours, I've downloaded all your songs from the internet!'

'...And Harriet Brownley gets the commendation 'Most Googled'.'

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Tonight on Newsmakers: Sadie Cohen, the matron whose anti-technology rants have made her a Youtube star. Mrs. Cohen, is it a contradiction that you're a YouTube star for hating technology? Hardly. I'm the voice of the people. They use technology, but they secretly resent it. They hate having to upgrade. They despise their addiction. Um ... but TV is ok, right? I'm coming for you next, #@%$ loser!

'We're here to talk to your son about his web site...'

"Yes, I saw your video. And I didn't find it amusing."

Boss, that tirade was TOTALLY over the top! Can I post it on YouTube?

"Maybe you've seen my work. I've been on YouTube. I'm the drunk guy who lights his own farts."

'I'm afraid you've gone viral.'

"Really, I'm still a beginner, but Master insists on putting clips of my piano practice on the internet: How embarrassing..."

"Baldo, can you go to the store with me?"

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

"That guy isn't really famous...just Google famous."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

Edinson Cavani

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

Surfing Pensioner

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

Footballer's Luggage

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

'Do you want to know if your child will be a viral internet sensation?'

"Do you mean you're really famous or youtube famous?"

An astronomer on earth posted a time-lapse video of us appearing to move across the night sky. We're YouTube stars now.

"Just do me up."