Net-savvy Newlyweds T-Shirts

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

Social Media Romance

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"