Net-savvy Newlyweds Pillows

Facebook.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Friday night was always sext night.

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

Social Media Romance

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."