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A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Toadstools

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fish talking about fisherman

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Well, your CV certainly contains some very impressive name dropping."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Casting in the swamp.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

'You're just not right for Naked Ninja Nuns...you can act!'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

"Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been out of the office since I got fired."

Casting Wildlife Films.

Man notices that all the children hoping to play Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol are obese.

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."