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A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Toadstools

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fish talking about fisherman

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Well, your CV certainly contains some very impressive name dropping."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

Casting in the swamp.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

'You're just not right for Naked Ninja Nuns...you can act!'

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

Casting Wildlife Films.

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been out of the office since I got fired."