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"Well, your CV certainly contains some very impressive name dropping."

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"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

"Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been out of the office since I got fired."

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'I know people who know people who can't do a damn thing for me.'

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'