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He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Fish talking about fisherman

"Which part are you reading for?"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'Distracting the fish.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

Casting in the swamp.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Wilfried Zaha

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'You're just not right for Naked Ninja Nuns...you can act!'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

Casting Wildlife Films.

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

Man notices that all the children hoping to play Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol are obese.

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

"What else have I seen you in?"

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

"Something pickled this way comes!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"I'm sorry, but you're so iconic to Western movies that of course, you can't avoid being typecast..."