Net Casting Mugs

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Fish talking about fisherman

"Which part are you reading for?"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'Distracting the fish.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

Casting in the swamp.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'You're just not right for Naked Ninja Nuns...you can act!'

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Wilfried Zaha

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

Casting Wildlife Films.

"What else have I seen you in?"

Man notices that all the children hoping to play Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol are obese.

'5000 sparrows, 3000 crows, 800 swallows, 150 robins and two lovebirds... Yes Mr Hitchcock, that can be arranged...'

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

"Don't we thing Arlene would make a perfect Medea?"

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"