Nesting Nerd Gifts

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Batman's Baby

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Why giraffes hate winter

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

The hummingbird's hum.

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

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