Nest Fledgling Gifts

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Caliologist

'How long's he been out there?'

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Nest building

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

Meet the First-time Novelist....

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

Peace on Earth

"We're upping sticks and moving."

Hmm, no, I think I liked it better over there.

Cuckoo from Nest Box

"Sorry, Ma. I never thought I'd move back home."

Birdhouse Shapes

'Son, you just got your first credit card and you're going on a date. My advice: keep it in your pants.'