Nervy Newbies Pillows

'I think I'm going to throw up.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies

Computer books for dummies.

'Sorry, Holly!'

Bubbie Selfies

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'Your first trial?'

"Please—no technology questions!"

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'How's it going?!'