Nervous Newcomers Pillows

"What did you say? Fine? Five? File? Oh...FIRE!!"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies

'Sorry, Holly!'

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

Fisherman's new baby.

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

'Your first trial?'

"You may well have been here first but it doesn't work like that."

"Same here. It's my first time too."

'How's it going?!'

'Doesn't give us much to look forward to, does it?'

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

"So we're cool? We can go on a date?"

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

"There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side."

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...