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"What did you say? Fine? Five? File? Oh...FIRE!!"

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Batman's Baby

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies

'Sorry, Holly!'

We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

Fisherman's new baby.

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

Freshman Ryan Brenneman was having a tough time acclimating to life away from home.

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

'Your first trial?'

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

"So we're cool? We can go on a date?"

"You may well have been here first but it doesn't work like that."

"Same here. It's my first time too."

'How's it going?!'

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'Doesn't give us much to look forward to, does it?'

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

"There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side."

'Shouldn't you be out in line...'