Nervous Newbie T-Shirts

'Your first interview, Mr Jason?'

'Your first trial?'

'He must be so excited - Today is his very first day at school!'

"There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side."

'You look nervous, kid.. this your first time?'

Learner Drivers

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

Computer books for dummies.

Bubbie Selfies

'How was my emergency stop?'

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

Fisherman's new baby.

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

Student driver and a student mechanic.

Caution - Student Driver.

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

"Before you run a marathon maybe you should start with 50 yards?" Set acheivable targets.