Nervous Newbie T-Shirts

'Your first interview, Mr Jason?'

'Your first trial?'

'He must be so excited - Today is his very first day at school!'

"There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side."

'You look nervous, kid.. this your first time?'

Learner Drivers

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Batman's Baby

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

Bubbie Selfies

Computer books for dummies.

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

'How was my emergency stop?'

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

By the time I figured out how to read her e-book, she was asleep.

Fisherman's new baby.

Health Club Shop. DVD. Books. Do you have a simple guide to better abs? "Tummies for Dummies" would be good for you.

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

Student driver and a student mechanic.