Nervousness Ninja Prints

Nervous Oral Testing

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Work avalanche

Never ending to do list

'Send in the next applicant Ms Jones.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"This position requires someone with a thick skin... Well, do you think you're up to the job, big nose?"

'Oh, and if you really want this job, there's one thing you shouldn't mention.'

'This test will determinbe which of you gets the position. Who wants to jump first?'

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

"Mr. Kennings was going to interview you for the job, until he heard you actually wanted to get paid."

"I've got three michelin stars, two for cookery and one for turning up to the interview!"

"Better than Chekhov"

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."

"So why do you feel that you're a better person for the job than every other candidate who's shown me résumés with the exact same credentials?"

"How can I think outside the box when you keep filling my inbox."

"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis."

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

'This resume looks familiar. Were we once married to each other?'

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

'My ballet training comes in handy when I don't want the baby to wake up.'

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

'Your leaving certificate is a joke, your resume is ridiculous and your reputation scares me. You can start on Monday.'

Information War

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Camp Games

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'