Noise Ninja Prints

A man ignores a cacophony and eats a sandwich.

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

Self help acupuncture

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Nervous Oral Testing

'Simply put.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Piano Keyboard

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Building business relations.

Coronavirus world

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

Good Luck!

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

'Well done! This works much better.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Knitted Kitty.

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'