Nervous Note Hitter Pillows

'Are your knees knocking with stage fright?'

Baby Mozart.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Champions league'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Musical Pondering.

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Boxing with your harp

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

"Tough group."

'Unfortunately, medical science hasn't come up with a cure for 'stock market jitters.'

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

my boyfriend's a music producer...

'Your first major investment decision?'

"Our next act...Cruzini, the world's greatest magician!"

"I spend most days fretting."

'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'The Paginator.'

Man singing note at doctor.

"This is what I did on my summer vacation....please hold your questions till the end."

It's rude to laugh behind someone's back. Unless it happens to be a painfully shy comedian. Then it's rude not to.