Nashville Note-bender Pillows

Kris Kristofferson

Baby Mozart.

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

My other cello is a Stradivari

New music conference

Eric Clapton.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'Champions league'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"I compose using post it notes!"

Musical Bicycle.

Musical Pondering.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'I think he is a composer.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

Musical arrows.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Trumpet

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

An obstacle course for musicians,

"I'll do the dishes as soon as I finish learning how to play the piano."