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Baby Mozart.

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

My other cello is a Stradivari

New music conference

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'Champions league'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"I compose using post it notes!"

Musical Bicycle.

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Musical Pondering.

'I think he is a composer.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

Trumpet

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

Musical arrows.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

An obstacle course for musicians,

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

"I'll do the dishes as soon as I finish learning how to play the piano."