Nervous Driver Navigator Pillows

"Nicely done. Now merge with traffic and angrily live-stream your ill-formed political opinions."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Yes, That Was The Exit

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

Death By Mattress

Scarecrow Directions

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

"Err...When I said straight over at the round-about..."

'Sit tight — I'm going to call for backup.'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"Lately life is just a bed of neuroses."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

Pick Your Own Neuroses

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

'Oh, come on — nobody can feel that inferior.'

'Well, he still has his neuroses, but at least I cured his insomnia.'