Nervous Driver Navigator T-Shirts

"Nicely done. Now merge with traffic and angrily live-stream your ill-formed political opinions."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Yes, That Was The Exit

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

Death By Mattress

Scarecrow Directions

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

"Why do I feel so angry about feeling guilty about feeling embarrassed about feeling scared?"

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

"Err...When I said straight over at the round-about..."

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

'Sit tight — I'm going to call for backup.'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"Lately life is just a bed of neuroses."

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

Pick Your Own Neuroses

'Well, he still has his neuroses, but at least I cured his insomnia.'