Nerf Gun Fan Mugs

Baby World Leaders

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Game In A Can.

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"All rise."

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'What training do I get?'

Angry pensioner

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Cylinder Head

Smoking Firemen.

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

Plank

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

'You're doing it wrong!'