Nerdy Humor Pillows

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Ostriches making out

"Underweird bras."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'These drinks have been watered down.'

The Principal of Inertia.

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

Flytrap nerd.

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

'The wife has me on a strict 'O Negative' diet.'

Social median

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

Mom's Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.95.

Farmer Doll!

Horses are nervous animals. . .

At First Van Gogh attempts to impress by cutting off his ear flap.

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

Uniporn