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Mel forgets to zip up his fanny pack before breakdancing.

"Talk nerdy to me."

Sexual chemistry set

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"You've got night fever."

Tortoises breakdancing

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Freestyling.

'We run a respectable business here, Miss Faversham, so, just a reminder, no twerking!'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Dancing with the Star Wars

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

"We're helping Tom to find alternative was of expressing his anger!"

'Face it, Fred -- hippos just aren't cut out for break dancing.'

The rare and valuable Mexican breakdancing bean.

'Maybe the idea of a computer tech school football team wasn't such a good idea.'

In, Out and Shake it All About.

Basketball Nerds.

"They'd stop if we told them rap was poetry."

Ann Widdecombe

Russian Cyber Dance

Street Dancing

"If I were beached, could I do this?"

"This job is way too hard! Crazy customer...rude suppliers...kids who mess up displays...and all we get is $5.15 an hour! It's nothing but sheer exploitation of hard-working American teenagers!"

"If you're not doing anything on Saturday night... why don't we boot up together?"