Nerdy Breakdancer Gifts

Mel forgets to zip up his fanny pack before breakdancing.

"Talk nerdy to me."

Sexual chemistry set

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"You've got night fever."

Tortoises breakdancing

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Freestyling.

'We run a respectable business here, Miss Faversham, so, just a reminder, no twerking!'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Dancing with the Star Wars

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

"We're helping Tom to find alternative was of expressing his anger!"

'Face it, Fred -- hippos just aren't cut out for break dancing.'

The rare and valuable Mexican breakdancing bean.

'Maybe the idea of a computer tech school football team wasn't such a good idea.'

In, Out and Shake it All About.

Basketball Nerds.

"They'd stop if we told them rap was poetry."

Ann Widdecombe

Russian Cyber Dance

Street Dancing

"If I were beached, could I do this?"

"This job is way too hard! Crazy customer...rude suppliers...kids who mess up displays...and all we get is $5.15 an hour! It's nothing but sheer exploitation of hard-working American teenagers!"

"If you're not doing anything on Saturday night... why don't we boot up together?"