Breakdancing Gifts

"They'd stop if we told them rap was poetry."

Freestyling.

'Face it, Fred -- hippos just aren't cut out for break dancing.'

Mel forgets to zip up his fanny pack before breakdancing.

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Tortoises breakdancing

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated."

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'I need a Vacation.'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

No right to wear white.

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

Teach her the Meaning of D.I.Y.

Retiring from the rat race

"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

Cymbal Player's Music Book

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

'You're right, there is no 'i' in team. But there is 'tea', so I'm nipping off for a break right now ...'

"I think we're entering the dimished marginal utility phase of our relationship."

Harried worker to colleague: 'It's all about vacation, vacation, vacation!'

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."