Breakdancing Gifts

"They'd stop if we told them rap was poetry."

Freestyling.

'Face it, Fred -- hippos just aren't cut out for break dancing.'

Mel forgets to zip up his fanny pack before breakdancing.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Tortoises breakdancing

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated."

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

'I need a Vacation.'

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

No right to wear white.

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

Teach her the Meaning of D.I.Y.

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."

Retiring from the rat race

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

Cymbal Player's Music Book

'You're right, there is no 'i' in team. But there is 'tea', so I'm nipping off for a break right now ...'

"I think we're entering the dimished marginal utility phase of our relationship."

Harried worker to colleague: 'It's all about vacation, vacation, vacation!'

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

The rare and valuable Mexican breakdancing bean.

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'