Nepotism Satirist T-Shirts

"You're lucky that your parents donated a building to Heaven."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You're fired."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

They're Not Just That Into It

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Priest's 'To do' list.

No-Work Orange

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

CIA report

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Sock Puppet in Literature