Nepotism Critic Pillows

"We take accusations of financial mismanagement VERY seriously, which is why I've asked my son to look into it, as soon as he's finished his nap."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Movies vs. Films

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

"Frankly, I don't believe his tastevin is in the repair shop."

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

'A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making the company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got.'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

"Yes, your work does speak to me and it's telling me you can't paint."

Hooked . . . to oil.

Attorneys in deep

Government a la Carte

Balance Sheets in Space

'You've got to overcome your dependency on fossil fuels.'

Blood and oil on African soil

'Tell me if this hurts.'

" ..graduated with honours, great job, beautiful wife, great kids.. Sure we've all got a sad story to tell."

Ishmael Trone

Things are looking up!

"You're lucky that your parents donated a building to Heaven."

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

The muse for letters to the editor.

Don't you puff your vape at me