Nepotism Pillows

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

"He's thirty and still with his parent company."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

A man rakes a tree

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"welcome man cave."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

Christmas tree exchange

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

Welcome to Kew Gardens

Paper Production

'A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making the company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got.'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

A man emerges from a tree stump

Lumberjack - Yew Tube.

Reindeer hiding from hunter

Derren Brown

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Absolut Cullum.