Nepotism Pillows

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

"He's thirty and still with his parent company."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

A man rakes a tree

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"welcome man cave."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

Christmas tree exchange

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

'A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making the company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got.'

A man emerges from a tree stump

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Paper Production

Welcome to Kew Gardens

Lumberjack - Yew Tube.

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Reindeer hiding from hunter

Absolut Cullum.

"Once you've been caught in the headlights life seems somehow inexorably changed."