Snobbery Critic Pillows

" ..graduated with honours, great job, beautiful wife, great kids.. Sure we've all got a sad story to tell."

"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

'Highway Snobbery.'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Champagne at the hunt

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'New money or old money?'

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

'He's a mixed breed.'

"It's our latest objet d'art, of course we can't use it!"

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."