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"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Punk Reindeer

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

The Mainstream

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

Gavrila Derzhavin

Dare to be different.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

'It says here you like to push the envelope.'

"An ingenious choice, Madam - dispensing with the usual pretence of impressing one's guests in favour of amusing them!"