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"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Punk Reindeer

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

The Mainstream

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

Dare to be different.

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

Gavrila Derzhavin

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Frank Zappa

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

'What's wrong with you?'

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

The end of boardroom table establishes independence

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

'It says here you like to push the envelope.'