Neo-classicism Admirer Pillows

Tragic Physiognomies - A Roman about to kill his sister with his sword on account of indecent rhymes

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"What old school? This is my life."

Punk Reindeer

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

Tracey Emin

Virginia Woolf

Anton Chekhov

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

The Death of Pierrot

Toilet Art.

Igor Stravinsky

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes III (aka Dancer with the Domino)

Derby-Disraeli Ministry of 1867 - Party Rivalry

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"George, I don't know how you're going to take this, but I've grown tired of modern."