Neo-classicism Admirer Mugs

Tragic Physiognomies - A Roman about to kill his sister with his sword on account of indecent rhymes

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Punk Reindeer

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

Samuel Beckett

Francis Picabia

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'What's wrong with you?'

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

The Death of Pierrot

Tracey Emin

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Virginia Woolf

Toilet Art.

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Anton Chekhov

Igor Stravinsky

"I've gone for a retro phone."

Bird droppings on painter's canvas praised as great art.

Derby-Disraeli Ministry of 1867 - Party Rivalry

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes III (aka Dancer with the Domino)

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."