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"My Dad would like to borrow a cup of milk...and a cook book."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"First time pruning?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Canape?

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"He loves his leaf blower."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Thank you bubbles

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Environment Friendly House.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"