Neighborhood Mixer Pillows

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

$1: Family Secrets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'John... is that a collar?'

"I now only take orders online. Shipping is free, especially since you're my neighbor."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

Interrupted Shower.

'Are you a good mixer?'

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Blower wars.

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

'Can Spot come out and play?'

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

Clancy:Survey Question

'How to tell if there are too many coffee shops in your neighbourhood'