Negative Thought Explorer T-Shirts

"Look at Bradley! That vile, loathsome creep! He tries to appear good-natured, but he can't hide the carrion-stench of his nasty black thoughts and evil emotions bubbling up from the dark recesses of his snakepit mind."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

Unguided imagery

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Rodin's Thinker.

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Like Minded

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"