Needlework Humor Pillows

'I wish you wouldn't carry knives in your trousers - they make such holes in your pockets!'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

I quilt therefore I am

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Board Meeting

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

"How may I hurt you?"

"Nana" Technology

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Multitasking

Maid with her sewing basket

Bless this horse

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

Man and woman knitting together.