Needlework Admirer T-Shirts

"Not much of a conversation piece, is it?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

octopus knitting a jumper...

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"How may I hurt you?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Maid with her sewing basket

The Truth About Mermaids

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Bless this horse

"Nana" Technology

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'