Needlework Admirer Prints

"Not much of a conversation piece, is it?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Acupuncture clinic

octopus knitting a jumper...

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"How may I hurt you?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Bless this horse

The Truth About Mermaids

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Maid with her sewing basket

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'