Needle Therapy Nerd Gifts

Acupressure Gauge

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Time for your pills.'

I love embroidery

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'You and your aversion to needles!'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Acupuncture darts.

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'It hurts when I swallow my pride.'

Porcupine Acupuncture

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

Knitting ball

Old husband is knitted over by old wife.

Needlepoint Viewpoint