Needle Bravado Pillows

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

Self help acupuncture

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

I love embroidery

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Woman knitting a washing line.

Knitted Kitty.

Acupuncture clinic

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

The Vaccine is coming!

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"I can quit whenever I want to."

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

Porcupine Acupuncture

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

Headless chicken: "Is that all you got?"

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

Nurse Vaccinating Cheeky Child

Knitting Pretty