Needle Bravado Prints

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

Self help acupuncture

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

I love embroidery

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Woman knitting a washing line.

Knitted Kitty.

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

"Numb yet?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

The Vaccine is coming!

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

"I can quit whenever I want to."

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

Porcupine Acupuncture

Ugh! I hate shots! The Dodos.

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

Headless chicken: "Is that all you got?"

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

Nurse Vaccinating Cheeky Child