Needle And Thread Warriors T-Shirts

"It's the third time this week you've asked me to stitch your shirt!"

I quilt therefore I am

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Bob's a tool belt."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Quilting Bee.

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"How may I hurt you?"

Maid with her sewing basket

Multitasking

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

Porcupine Acupuncture

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"