Needle And Thread Warriors T-Shirts

"It's the third time this week you've asked me to stitch your shirt!"

I quilt therefore I am

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"Bob's a tool belt."

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Quilting Bee.

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"How may I hurt you?"

Multitasking

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Maid with her sewing basket

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

Porcupine Acupuncture

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'