Neanderthal Nostalgist Mugs

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Art Gallery

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

The King In The Rain.

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Comments are turned off."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

Rapunzel as a child.

Metro Sapien.

I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

'He's a lot older than she is.'

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."