Romantic Neanderthal Historian Mugs

Start his day with a smile using our quirky mugs designed for romantic Neanderthal historians. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs blend humor and history into a fun, personalized gift.

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'He's a lot older than she is.'

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'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.' mockup

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

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"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!" mockup

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

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'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!' mockup

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

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"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution." mockup

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

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'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.' mockup

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

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The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112. mockup

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

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Romans.

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"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'" mockup

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

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'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.' mockup

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

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A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace mockup

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

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'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.' mockup

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

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'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?' mockup

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

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"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here." mockup

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

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"Comments are turned off."

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'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.' mockup

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

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"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man." mockup

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

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A Woman's Conquests.

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'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.' mockup

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

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Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal mockup

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

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"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."

"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh." mockup

"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."

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'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.' mockup

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

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Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back. mockup

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

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A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'. mockup

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

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"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?" mockup

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

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'Of course History was easy for you. There was a lot less of it when you were my age.'

'Of course History was easy for you. There was a lot less of it when you were my age.' mockup

'Of course History was easy for you. There was a lot less of it when you were my age.'

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'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!' mockup

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

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'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.' mockup

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

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The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII mockup

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

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"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days." mockup

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

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'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.' mockup

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

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'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?' mockup

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

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Romantic Neanderthal Historian Mugs Collection

Romantic Neanderthal Historian Pillows

Find cozy pillows featuring witty designs for the romantic Neanderthal historian in your life, adding personality and humor to any room.

Romantic Neanderthal Historian Prints

Browse our selection of prints that celebrate love for history, humor, and the ancient past with artistic cartoon flair, ideal for your romantic Neanderthal historian.

Romantic Neanderthal Historian T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that bring humor and history together for your romantic Neanderthal historian, perfect for everyday adventures or casual gatherings.