Neanderthal Nostalgist Prints

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

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'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Comments are turned off."

The King In The Rain.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

Rapunzel as a child.

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'He's a lot older than she is.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'