Ncsa Agent Gifts

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

The Anti-Agent

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Where was the TSA?'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Vaccination Passport

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

Meet Santa's entourage

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Snow White and her Seven people.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

'Therapy in L.A.'

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'One carry-on!'

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"My agent."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."